Super-speed-shopper bride is getting married tomorrow. She got engaged yesterday. She picked out her perfect dress this morning and already altered it herself. This girl is all about efficiency; in the next few hours, she needs to get her jewelry, shoes, SoleMates, veil, purse, lingerie, bridesmaid dresses, invitations (which, considering her lightning-speed time frame, probably should have been sent out pre-engagement if she wants any guests to show up), aisle runner, favors, picture frames, and cake topper. Oh, and she's throwing herself a bachelorette party tonight, so she also needs to pick up all of the supplies for that (sash, shot glasses, "policemen," etc.)
And you thought planning your wedding was rushed. Whatever will our heroine do?
Enter the Wedding Accessory Superstore. Our bride-to-very-soon-be can get everything she needs under one roof (except for our scantily clad male friends - hopefully her girlfriends will take care of that). It's a huge roof, mind you, located in Phoenix, Arizona, but those of us who don't happen to live close enough to drop in for an hour or two to take care of all our wedding needs can easily browse their online store from the comfort of our own homes.
Hopefully after all her last-minute planning, her crazy aunt and uncle don't have a few too many and decide to do this on the dance floor:
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